Carl Icahn's Final Warning of Your Imminent Demise

There is no need to agree with Carl Icahn to be entertained by this video.

The first 1:30 feels like a pitch for vice-president. “I grew up in streets of queens, I love this country blah blah”… straight out of the Trump play book .

He is 100% right about high-yield.

Honestly, thank you Carl for your benevolence of giving a shit. This production is top notch, on par with an isis-execution. The motive is simple yet altruistic, informing you of how fucked you really are.

An all-around beautiful gesture from Uncle Carl, enjoy.